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florida
1. (Florida) (1827↑, 751↓)
The godforsaken Sunshine State renowned for weather and beaches. Florida is noteworthy for having no discernible season changes. Well-known for its subpar education system, Florida is home to [Florida State University], a party school known for its football team and its acceptance of anyone who has a pulse and can spell his or her own name correctly. The population here is an amalgam of inhabitants from elsewhere; if you wish to find a retired New Yorker, go to any one of Boca Raton's 5,000 retirement communities; if you want to find a Latino/[Hispanic]/person whose first language is Spanish, turn around. Florida is a geographic anomaly in that the farther north you travel, the more Southern it seems (and sounds like), and the farther south you go, the more it seems like Cuba (as evidenced by the Little Havana area of [Miami]). Still, Florida, as a whole, is without an easily recognizable dialect. All place names here are either of Spanish (Punta Gorda, Boca Ciega) or Native American (Tallahassee, Econolockhatchee River) origin, or contain the word "orange" in them. Florida decor has inexplicably come to mean "a seafoam green and pink couch with a watercolor pelican painting." Floridians are not known for good taste; also missing are driving skills, especially in the frequent rain, and voting know-how.

-"Florida's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here." -"Bah\! Go back to New York, you [snowbird]."

2. (Florida) (1118↑, 299↓)
Florida: The state for the newly-wed and the nearly-dead.

AKA: God's waiting room.

3. (florida) (809↑, 174↓)
The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire.

If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me

4. (florida) (757↑, 152↓)
A state with two seasons... Summer and January 14th.

I went to Florida for Christmas break... It felt like I was there for SPRING Break.

5. (florida) (873↑, 362↓)
America's wang (see: [America's wang])

Homer simpson: We can't go to Florida... thats America's wang\! *points at the dick-like state of Florida*

6. (florida) (524↑, 200↓)
The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.

Hurricanes or morons? People of Florida have to pick their poison, sometimes even both.

7. (Florida) (366↑, 104↓)
Florida: God's waiting room.

Florida is where old people move to, drive like Mr. Magoo, then die.

8. (Florida) (309↑, 106↓)
Its Heaven and Hell down here. I know since I lived here my whole life. Unlike the stereotype, we dont only have palm trees, its not always sunny but it alway rains and its always hot exept in January when it gets down to the 40's or rarely the high 30's (how the hell do you guys up north stand it?\!?),we dont go to the beach every day but at least once a week if there isn't something in the water (shit, trash, fatass people in the water, etc.), and its not overun by old people (they live in north florida but I and most people in south florida don't really care about N. FL.). What is true is that there is always hotass chicks wearing thongs around to have sex with, during summer there's always fat tourists everyware you turn buying overpriced shit, complaning how hot it is, and wearing things on the beach you should never wear. Downtown Miami is drug central and the worlds biggest pawn shop. You need some dope, got it. You need an Usi or two, got it too. You need a hit, already done. Most people who drive down here seam to have never gotten a drivers license. Theres the asshole who goes in the turning lane and nearly fishtails you, the old people who drive 30 mph on the highway, the chicks that just talk on their cellphone and cut clean across from the far right lane to the left turning lane, nearly causing a huge crash, and the guy who drives 30 mph on a 45 mph road but should be going around 50+ if there's no police around and when you try and pass him, he speeds up and stops you from passing if there's a faster car in the other lane. We don't all live in apartments. I live in a two story house in the suberbs in Pembroke Pines which you probably never heard of. Its like houses in other states but are painted in a wide veriety of colors, no cibneys since we got a/c, and no basements since if you make a hole for one it will just fill with water and become an indoor swimming pool. We don't care so much about hurricanes unless its a strong cat. 3 or a 4 or 5 coming straight for us like Andrew or last year's, Wilma. The rest are just annoyances that give us a day off from school and work. The only people that go crazy when a 1-3 hurricane comes in are tourists and people who just moved here and never been in a hurricane. We need to get rid of Jeb Bush, FCAT, lazy tourists, F.E.M.A., crappy teachers, old people driving, satellite tv since the satellites always get destroyed in any hurricane, dumbass driving, racist police who somehow out of all the people on the road, pull over the black guy and says he did 90 on a 45 road, and Hummers. I mean seriously, what do you need it for? There's no hills or mountains here so you never use any SUV for its real purpose and most people don't get it for putting big stuff in so all you have it for is to look like you got some cash to burn on buying gas few miles for 2.25 per gallon at Cosco cause Shell is expencive, all other places are full and noone likes bp. Overall its not a bad a place to live if you can deal with some of the downsides.

South Florida has its ups and downs but is still an nice place to live if you pick the right palce to live since all the cities are different. P.S.: Does all the gas stations up north got some dude fill your car up for you? I know its true in New Jersey but not down here. Just wanted to through that out.

9. (Florida) (434↑, 290↓)
The southern most state in the Continental US. People who live there range from hot girls in thongs to old geriatric patients. Anyone can get a drivers license in Florida; they come in cereal boxes as surprises. The education sucks there, while taxes keep rising. The main attractions are Walt Di$ney World, Universal Studios, Busch Gardens, Miami, Key West, and Panama Beach, although most Floridians have no idea they have a panhandle, let alone a city named Panama. Ask any Floridan what the capital is, and most will say Miami, thanks to the wonderful education system. Florida is also home to some of the best beaches in the East. What Florida lacks in social skills, it more than makes up in social life, as the clubs and beaches are filled with georgeous women (and men, if that's your preference) who know how to party, with or without others. Although Florida is technically a "Southern" state, it is very liberal in its thinking in the major metropolitan areas. Those centers allow for openly gay relationships, interracial dating, and other things the "South" traditionally stands against. However, away from those metro areas, the people become even less educated than the others and the true "Southern" mentality comes out. Very conservative in their own right, centers like Ocala and Lake City have very high majority rednecks. As a whole, however, despite its flaws, Florida is, and will always be, America's favorite place to migrate.

Coming from New Jersey, people from Florida say the drivers are bad there. However, even though it rains all the time in the summer, people from the "Sunshine State" STILL have no idea how to drive in a drizzle. I'm very glad it doesn't snow in St. Pete, cause I would NEVER drive down here then\!

Author: Eagles Fan In Tampa http://florida.urbanup.com/391617
10. (florida) (284↑, 144↓)
Southernmost South Eastern state in the Union. This place is absolutely gorgeous, great fishing and golfing. Florida is the gateway to discovery and I love almost every part of it, especially the Keys where the immortal Hemingway used to roam. Do like Jimmy Buffett and live your floridays, blues skies and ultraviolet rays

Florida is the golf capital of the world.

11. (Florida) (149↑, 36↓)
State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.

Where's our wacky Florida news? -We're still looking. In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....

12. (Florida) (162↑, 56↓)
The southernmost state in the continental United States. Its nickname is "The Sunshine State." Though geographically the southernmost state, a lot of southerners don't consider us as "true southernrs" (well, those of us below Ocala, FL.) Thanks to the millions of OLD NORTHERN RETIREES ([Snowbirds]) that come down here every year to die/retire. We also have a very high number of [jews] down here. Known for it's beaches and year round sunny weather. Honestly, Florida is a pretty nice state to live in. You have to see through the BS. And yes motherfuckers, we are southerners (well, the ones that were born here.)

Florida - Southern State Home to more [snowbirds] that you can count. Highest [snowbird] population in the south. Second southern state where Hispanics make up the second biggest percentage of the population (Next to good ol' Texas) Warm weather, sunny beaches, and blue skies. Population wise, Florida the 4th largest state in the country Second most populated state in the south next to good ol' Texas. 67 counties. Home to many proud White, Black, Latino, Native American, and Asian [SOUTHERNERS].

13. (Florida) (172↑, 70↓)
Like most other states, nonresidence makes you ignorant to florida. Florida has 2 seasons. Summer and not as hot Summer. It is mistaken in the fact that everyinch of the florida coast isnt beautiful pristein water with beautiful half naked girls. The left coast has constant redtide and mangroves. House are constantly subject to change by mother nature, who has her own ideas about architecture. Florida style is not pink walls and tacky seafoam green coaches. That is what californian interior diseigners do to crappy little motels. Florida is tastefully latin. We do know how to vote, but the old people are to much of a pussy to just push the god damn thing through. We do not have aligators in our backyards. I have been a life long florida resident and have seen a good 2 wild aligators, and that was on one of thoose cheap tours where the aligators coem for the food. Wich makes them subsiquently, not wild. We dont love tourists, we love there money. Florida is a great place to vacation, but dont get me wrong. Florida is for floridians. Dont bring your fucking BMW's and building restrictions, beautification commities and stylists because you will single handedly sink florida. it happend before, dont do it agian.

Florida was beautiful, till you fuckers desided to come polute it.

Author: Master, Ruler of all things http://florida.urbanup.com/1363575
14. (florida) (222↑, 130↓)
best state in the mutha fucking country. down here you got beaches, mickey mouse,and great weather (expect during hurricane season) the state where the fucking snowbirds come down for the winter and ruin everything like clogging up the cities & driving at 25 mph in the fast lane. State where for some reason people from up north (mostly NY & NJ)move down to & start bitchin & saying things like: this place sucks, is so boring down here, I hate it down here, and I miss being up north. well those people can FUCK OFF \!\!\! the only place where where the farther north you go the closer to the south you are & the farther south you go it seems that your closer to latin america. did i mention that the 305 (miami)has sum of the finest females eva.

the state of florida is da shit dawg

15. (florida) (144↑, 54↓)
FLORIDA: Full of old retired people who will call the cops on you for ANYTHING you do.

Scott: *lights firworks on 4th of July* Old-fucking-neighbor: *calls cops* Scott: YOU FUCKING BITCH\! Old-fucking-neighbor: turn your music down Scott: FUCK YOU\! *bird* Old-fucking-neighbor: *calls cops* Scott: *takes paintball gun outside* Old-fucking-neighbor: *worries* *calls cops* Scott: FFS\! Go fucking retire somewhere\! Scott: awww shit, thats what your doing now\!?

16. (Florida) (120↑, 41↓)
As a 6th Generation Floridian, I think I am pretty qualified to describe this state. I get pissed off when I hear a lot of the misconceptions about our state, especially from people who live here that think they know what they are talking about but, in actuality, have no clue\! Florida has no distinctive seasonal changes- It's either kind of cold, warm, or hot. Kind of cold is usually at 4am in the morning before the sun rises in the middle of January. True Floridians know how to drive, tourists (Snowbirds) and immigrants have no fucking clue. They drive around staring at the pretty fucking clouds more than they stare at the road and pay attention to what they're doing. I have seen this happen time and time again. We have cowboys- actual cowboys\! Like the ones you see in Texas- they live in the middle of the state though mostly, away from the beaches and the "City life" as they like to put it. It's not always sunny in Florida- Actually during the summer it is always raining. We are not in some mecca where the weather is always perfect. Only people who are not from Florida freak out over hurricanes. We have plenty of warning people- It's not going to magically hit us overnight, so quit fucking freaking out and acting like the world is going to end 2 weeks before it hits. Most of the Spanish people in this state are Republicans, so quit blaiming it all on the rednecks. We have a lot of beautiful women but we also have a lot of ugly ones too. Most of the good looking men are either gay or married. Hog meat is plenty and bountiful and oh so scrumtious. If you don't like animal killers, don't move here. The deer in S. Fla are very small and not worth hunting for. If you want good hunting go to GA. Flip flops are considered shoes down here. The roads suck- There is always some type of construction going on, though it's never quite clear for what. And it never ends. There's not only Palm Trees people. Most people in FL are not originally from Florida, so quit blaiming us for the stupid things that happen here. Blaim New Jersey, New York, and all the other Union states these people move from. If you don't have AC in your vehicle you are shit out of luck. The more south you go, the more you want to kill yourself. True Floridians like to do outdoors activities and get fucked up, not just go to clubs and get fucked up. Don't go swimming in Lake Okeehcobee or the gators will rip your arm off like they did that one idiot kid from Okeechobee. Speaking of, gator hunting is a fun hobby, but if you don't know what you're doing, don't attempt it. Most stupid things that happened in our state happen in others states as well. Enough said. We don't visit Walt Disney everyday. That shit is for tourists from England mostly. If you don't know what an airboat is, you ain't from here. The schools aren't that bad. Home Insurance is way too high in south florida. There are too many gated communities in the suburbs. They act like they're in the fucking ghetto for Chrissakes. We don't go to the beach everyday. Ain't and ya'll are used everyday by true Floridians, get over it. Quit telling us those words aren't in the dictionary because we don't give a fuck\! We don't like tourists, we like their money. If you want good drugs, such as marijuana or cocaine, Carol City has plenty. Enter at your own risk. They're not roaches people, they're palmetto bugs. Roaches don't fly. We have lots and lots of old people who love to call the cops. Fair warning. If you don't like Florida, which most Yankees don't (i.e. "It's too fuckin hawt", "There's too much twaffic", "Damn rednecks", etc.) I-95 will take you right back where you came from\! Have fun on the way back North\!\!\!\! There is more I could say but I'll leave it to that. You can figure the rest out if you ever move down here (Which most of you probably will unfortunately.)

Florida- It is what it is\!

17. (Florida) (166↑, 100↓)
Candyland for Sexual predators

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18. (Florida) (136↑, 85↓)
The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

19. (Florida) (136↑, 100↓)
Beaches and bitches

Florida is the best in the world

20. (Florida) (61↑, 29↓)
A place where you will see more hispanic people then cuba. Alot of sun. People who live in florida there whole life dont get sunburnt. Not as many old people as most people think. They all live in north florida. which is amazingly boring. Alott of sexy people :] Most of the girls where flip-flops year round.

I want to go to florida. Its fuckin dope.

21. (Florida) (38↑, 7↓)
Florida is a state in the southeastern most part of the US. Its known for its beaches, crime, and smelly old people. Most people say Florida only has one season, which is ridiculous, for Florida has many seasons\! There's tourist, hurricane, swimsuit, rainy, college(aka: Spring break) and snow bird season\! If you're on the gulf, the best time to go to the beach is November. By far the worst time is College season, which seems to be nothing more than all the college's in the country collaborating against us poor locals, sending wave after wave of their craziest 'students' to come tear up our beaches, jam up our roads, and cause a number of drunk-driving accidents over the course of 5-6 weeks. As for the old people. There are lots of them. There are tons and tons, MASSES. The dominate every aspect of life, most respectable neighborhoods are built to accommodate those them. My neighborhood recreational center? The golf center. Driving in Florida is not dangerous, its FUN. Stop signs? Who needs them\! Turning signals? They're for pussies\! And speed limits? PSH\! If your 60 or older, you drive at least 20 miles under the speed limit, if your 25 and younger, you drive 20 miles OVER the speed limit, and if you're a tourist you drive however slowly or quickly it takes for you to get that picture of the pelican shitting. A nice place to live sometimes, but a better place to just visit.

Florida's weather is also extremely bipolar. Just today, it had been ultra-warm and foggy with no sun to be seen like it had been for the last 3 days. Then, while sitting outside for lunch, suddenly the sun came out and all the clouds dissipated at once, lifting the fog and leaving the wind free to make us cold. Now, only 3 hours later, its sunny and chilly.

22. (Florida) (26↑, 5↓)
A northern state that over time drifted to the south. A state that is filled with 80 year olds driving 35 on the interstate in Cadillacs and Buicks.

Sam wanted to visit Florida for the hot girls but all he saw was saggy old ladies in one piece bathing suits.

23. (Florida) (25↑, 5↓)
My own personal hell. A place for the newly wed, and the nearly dead. It's an okay vacation spot, but when you move here, you'll see it's not exactly paradise. It's not as pretty as you might think. There's absolutely nothing to do, and no one to meet. Unless you're visiting a retirement home. The beaches ae nice, but even that gets old. Huricanes are the worst. It ains all summer long. The seasons don't change. It's just hot, really fucking hot, and somewhat chilly. More humidity and moisture in the air than a damn sauna. America's penis.

You live in Florida? Sucks to be you.

Author: WeWereInfinite http://florida.urbanup.com/5028496
24. (Florida) (39↑, 20↓)
For those who weren't born or raised in Florida most answers are ignorant...Florida is a place where, yes, there are alot of old people...yet alot of young hot women & men (your preference here)...Only one season, and warm water and weather year round...Florida is a state in which most of the rest of the country's young population wishes they lived...a place where we do know how to party (see...Daytona, Panama City, Key West, Ybor City, South Beach, Boca Raton, Fort Myers Beach, oh yea, Girls Gone Wild Vol. 1-50, list goes on), a place where all the other states boyfriends or girlfriends (your preference again) go to spend their Spring Break with us locals...and we thank you for that...education lacks some places, so does the english language, but name a state where it doesn't? As for driving skills, they don't lack with true Floridians, just the ones who visit here for vacation or only half the year (snow birds from up NORTH), in which they probably came from your state...Florida is also "THE HOME" for football (see Florida, Fla State, Miami, USF) and their trophies...The "best" recruits in the nation usually play here in pop warner and high school...Home to some of the nicest beaches in the country...When people say we can't count (election), your speaking to your education systems...Remember, most of Florida's population is from your states...

When it comes to partying, Florida is the only place to go...

25. (Florida) (53↑, 35↓)
An infernal peninsula, jutting out the southeast edge of the U.S.A. like a disgusting tumour. It consists mainly of weak people from the Northeast and Midwest who left classy, excellent areas like New York, Chicago, or Connecticut, their children who were raised here or forced here and are getting out at the first opportunity possible, native Floridians who are a bunch of miserable hicks and wear camo jackets and crap to high school, and immigrants who stay here because this is where they happen to be, and would probably get out very quickly if they found out what the rest of the country has to offer. The political system of the State is atrocious. There's no income tax, so the State Gov't. gets all its money from sales and real-estate tax. This has many effects. For example, the educational-system condemns the poor children of this State to recieve a quality of education and schooling that would be considered remarkable sub-par for such a developed country. Class sizes are commonly 35+ and even hit 40 quite commonly, and the teachers are paid such rubbish that many have to live with their parents or rely on their spouse for monetary support. Low pay results in many highly-capable individuals to be turned away from the job. So teacher quality is some of the worst you will find anywhere in the country. The government having no money also results in a wait time of at least two to three weeks for power if a hurricane hits you. The hurricane months of August-October can easily get as hot as in the middle of the summer, so this situation results in the utter misery of picking rotten food out of the fridge, begging for the power to come back for the A/C to give you some release. Oh and if a road is being built, take your estimate of how long it'll take to build, and triple it, and you're heading in the right direction. With anything funded by the State government, just expect the worst every time, in any category, whether education, infrastructure, management, incompetence is the norm. Just come to expect it. As for natural beauty, there is nothing to be found here. Florida literally has the flattest, most dull landscape, of anywhere you will see in the entire country. Kansas may be flat too, but at least it's scenic in it's own way, Florida is just a huge, swampy sandbar that was developed on for the masochists who moved here. The natural vegetation is just a mix of swampy shrubs and trees adapted for the muggy climate. Entirely dull and uninteresting. The weather is also, yes, too hot. If you want a nice climate, you don't have to go to the muggiest place in the country. People in cold climates think they want one extreme instead of the other, but never realise somewhere in the middle makes more sense. There's too hot, and too cold, and Florida is too hot. There's no variety to the seasons, just one, sunny and muggy. Or rainy and muggy sometimes. The only bearable months of the year are perhaps December-February. The snowbirds often come during these months, and mistakenly come to believe that the weather is tolerable year around, and get stuck here.

"We were thinking of moving to Florida" "Don't"

26. (florida) (48↑, 32↓)
A nice place to visit but not live\! Population of nearly dead and newly weds. For those of us unfortunate souls who were born and raised there its the worst state. There are 4 sections to Fl; Panhandle -beach, N./Central Fl-southern, Miami (305)- lil cuba, S. Fl- money. There are only two seasons hot and hotter. Any education below college level sucks, but if you must go to school there Seminole county is on top. Your either a Gator or Seminole, no one but Miamians care about U of M. As for the beaches, the alantic beaches are by far the best, the gulf beaches are nice if you like to feel like your swimming in a warm bath with red tide. The only exception to that is Sanibel Island beaches, they are like heaven on earth. The only reason non-floridians say we can't drive is b/c we drive like we have shit to do. Those of you who like to do the speed limit need to move the fuck over, some of us have things to get done, and don't be jealous b/c we can multitask while we drive. I learned how to drive while on the phone\! Also if you miss your turn or exit go to the next one and turn around don't cut from the left-hand lane to the right just so you can make your turn..Some of us are trying not to die\! True Floridians don't go to disney everyday b/c we hate tourist. NO, alligators do not walk around in your backyard unless you live in a swamp. Not everyone has a pool, and no we don't go to the beach everyday. Not everyone lives on the coast. For those idiots who don't know Tallahassee is the capitol not Miami. Florida is of Native American origin, with some spanish influence. Yes there is a place called Yee-haw junction. As for FLO RIDA..its pernounced FLORIDA and your fucking form Tallahassee...woopdi fuck doo\!

montanan- you guys have cows in Florida me- duh..we have like the 3rd largest cow population

27. (Florida) (84↑, 68↓)
America's wang.

The state of Florida resembles the mighty, massive dick of North America.

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28. (Florida) (37↑, 22↓)
The most southeastern state of the United States whose shape bears an uncanny resemblance to the male member in its flaccid state. Its nickname as the "Sunshine State" is really a misnomer because, more often than not, the sun is hidden by rainclouds -- a symptom of Florida's year-round humidity. While California, the true sunshine state, is defined by endless sun and beautiful mountain vistas, Florida is a veritable swampland plagued by heavy rain and overcast skies. However, there is the occasional sunny, HUMID day. On a more sinister note, Florida is the reason why George W. Bush was in office for eight years. Florida is thus responsible for irreparable damage done to the United States, and indeed, to the world. This is a testament to Floridians' intelligence, or lack thereof. In addition, Florida has laws in place which provide complete public access to any private individual's court documents. It is said that upon hearing news of these laws' passage, cable news producers became fully aroused and/or wet.

College Kid \#1: [Dude], I'm going to [South Beach], Florida for Spring Break\! You should totally come, [bro]\! College Kid \#2: No, [dude], I'm going to [Cali]. I don't wanna have to worry about rain. What's the matter, [bro]?? You couldn't afford [Mykonos]??? Or are you gonna go visit your grandparents down there too...???

29. (Florida) (30↑, 16↓)
America's discount tropical paradise. North part has nice friendliness, southern part has a lot of "girls gone wild" and cool waitresses. Also is my future home state.

In Florida, you can hug your waitress and nothing will happen. Try that in Illinois and you'd get kicked out of the restaurant.

30. (florida) (28↑, 14↓)
tourism & retirement bby. if you go down to orlando, you're either in a theme park or the gettoh. which, coincidentally, can be found within about 45 minutes from anywhere else. most southern are beach towns & it basically becomes cuba. the keys are pretty much orlando via small islands. yes, there are alligators. no, we don't walk to disney every day. the temperature ranges from hot to hotter, although it actually can snow in SOME places very rarely. up in whatever the hell that little place is that isn't america's penis, well. if you live there, you probably can't afford a computer. or you just can't read, so i don't even have to explain. along the mid-coast is actually pretty normal, although were lucky, as we can go to the beach ANNNYYYYYtime. which, yeah, everyone does. all the houses are fucking spanish-style, which drives anyone north of the carolina's insane ("this looks like a mexican resteraunt...") and every single thing has palm trees and pastel colors on it. 3/4 people are probably elders. most people are pretty tan all the time. or sunburned. whatever. nobody likes the cops here. or the "endangered" birds, which convientiently land in front of the car when you're running late, and only then, while hitting them is illegal. ("they don't seem too fucking endangered, they never leave\!") education is sitting in a non-air conditioned classroom with a teacher that hates you as much as you hate them. everyone honestly thinks orlando is the capitol. there are way too many people "passionate" about the gators. the daytona 500 isn't really a big deal. drugs are crazy, as well as "gettoh" kids that think living outside of a gated community is hardcore. ("welcome to the gunshine state muthurrr.") shut up and drink you're orange juice, YOU'RE IN FLORIDA\!

no, paintings of pelicans are not the "shiznatt" down in florida.

31. (Florida) (19↑, 6↓)
the most southern part of kentucky and the most northern part of havana, cuba.

florida=jacksonville and miami

32. (Florida) (13↑, 3↓)
The Old go there to die, the Young go there to ride rollercoasters.

- You going to Florida soon Ben? - Nah, not in the mood to die or go to the amusement park. - Movies then? - OK

33. (florida) (39↑, 28↓)
A good place to live. Some places are bad but it's the same in every state. The weather is usually just sun and rain. Hurricanes, tornadoes, and lightning are usually what you have to worry about from early summer through early fall. It gets cold, but definitely not as cold as what others in the US are used to. It snowed decades ago, and when it did, it was less than an inch and gone by sun rise. Also, the majority of its bad drivers are teens and seniors, which is unfortunate since if you're a good driver, you'll probably be blamed for their mess. Its education system is terrible, but some schools are great.

Florida = Russian Roulette when finding a good place to live.

34. (Florida) (10↑, 0↓)
Say what you want about Florida's psuedo-southern status and education system, but just remember: We have Harry Potter world.

Jim, you went to [Florida] instead of Puerto Rico for Spring Break. I can't be seen with you. Does Puerto Rico have butterbeer? I have no shame.

35. (Florida) (12↑, 2↓)
Pretty good place. Except for the fact that the whole 'sunshine state' thing is wrong. In the tampa area(where I live), it rains almost every day for at least 30 minutes in the summer. And the storms can be violent. (And the weather in Tampa doesn't define the weather of the whole state) But when it's not raining it's pretty nice. Everyone thinks that it's really hot, it is, but it's not near as humid as Georgia(my home state) and there's always a slight breeze. There are a lot of palm trees and really great beahes everywhere. A lot of wide open fields with huge neighborhoods packed between them where the houses are 5 feet apart. Many atractions like Busch Gardens, Disney World... etc. Old people retire here. And the beaches are the best to people-watch at. Overall it's okay. Every state has its goods and its bads, so you can't stereotype them by just a few factors. If you wanna know more about Florida, stop reading urban dictionary and visit.

Florida is the southern-most state in the U.S

36. (Florida) (8↑, 0↓)
An old Spanish word for 'FUCK SNOW'.

Dude, fuck snow. I'm moving to Florida.

37. (Florida) (47↑, 39↓)
Oh god, my current home state. If you live there, either a small town in the south, or Melbourne and surrounding towns is the only decent plae where you won't be called a hick. I have to do to the rest of this wasteland for some cheerleading compititions, and I feel like I'll get shot. Trailer parks dominate most of the state, and the other half is the coast line full of condos, which are full of old people. If your not poor then you probably live in a private community (i.e. maybe a gate, definatly deffrently labeled neighborhoods) and go to one of the 485639670 different schools that you could be zoned for, even if someone living closer to it than you is going to a different one. Because just about every single child abduction yu see in the news is from Florida, the cops get every 13-year-old girl grounded because they decide them walking home at 6pm is dangerous, and they need a ride home. (I should know it happened twice in the last two weeks.) If you drive here, you've been pulled over at least once a month for no apparent reason for at least the last year. Every kid gets sprayed with the "RECLAIMED WATER" (shit water sprinklers) going to the bus stop. About 80% of every one ages 10-50 smokes daily, and not legally either. What do we do for fun? Wandering around aimlessly in outdoor malls at 10pm or getting drunk off your ass every night is pretty much all there is to do. Emo kids and "skaters" run the town. Pretty much everyone's parents are divorced, half the kids live with their grandparents, and the other half live in the shitty army housing. Everyone steals makeup from target, and the rich kids wear abercrombie and drink starbucks. You probably know people that shoplift as a hobby. Just call the kids white trash and wish you didn't live here. Fat sunburned tourist ruin the summer, but where the hell are you supposed to go? NOBODY FROM FLORIDA, LIKES FLORIDA.

East Coast Kid= "OMG SO HOW MUCH FUN WAS IT LIVING IN FLORIDA\!? Florida Kid= "It was full of burnouts and single parents, why?" East Coast Kid= "What? Didn't you go to Disney every day?\!" Florida Kid= "You would think. No, I had to spend my time pretending to be interested in the bag of weed my 'friend' bought from his father." East Coast Kid= "Ew..." Florida Kid= "Tell me about it."

38. (Florida) (33↑, 25↓)
Where old people go to die.

Grandma is old, lets send her to Florida\!

39. (Florida) (12↑, 5↓)
The 27th state admitted to the United States. Florida is a haven for predatory [scammer]s, prostitutes, white trash, businesses predicated on dismal [customer service], and people fleeing something (bad [marriage], debtor's [prison], [organized crime], etc.). The economy of Florida is based on attracting outside people oblivious of these realities or well-to-do [GLBT] individuals to see post-teen so-called "performers" dressed in [anthropomorphic] costumes, relive the fantasy childhood they never had, and to visit nearly-abandoned [beachfront] communities (see: [economic collapse]). The state appears to be split into three distinct areas: South Florida, a largely Hispanic and New York polyglot; Central Florida, a region with no discernable product or industry where people who cannot afford South Florida live; and the Panhandle, which is more like Southern Alabama. These factors are offset by beautiful weather, exotic flora and fauna, and scantily clad women (see: [prostitutes] and [white trash]). Much of the former [aerospace program] existed in Florida.

Sammy: "Yo, I'm moving to Florida\!" Tony: "Who you running away from?"

40. (Florida) (60↑, 53↓)
Land of many old people.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???Whadyahsay, sonny?

41. (florida) (9↑, 3↓)
God's waiting room

Brother 1: "Well, Grandmas moving to Florida." Brother 2: "Yep, she had a good run."

42. (Florida) (88↑, 84↓)
The 27th State and sounthernmost stae. Has the best taxes, people, fishing, weather, produce, and evertythign else. Has everyt type of weather, except for snow, has every tyep of land, and everything else. The most best and diverse stste in the union. Florida also has the best roads in the nation.

I love Florida, it's the BEST\!

43. (Florida) (3↑, 0↓)
Florida can be divided into two distinct regions: north Florida and south Florida. North Florida has a more "Deep South" feel, while in south Florida, it seems that everyone is from New York, is Jewish, is Hispanic, or any combination of these. The person before who said that north florida has all the old people must be living under a rock. You can't go on any road in SoFlo where there isn't some old geezer in a Buick driving 15 mph and holding up traffic

North Florida resident: My name's Billy Bob and I enjoy huntin, fishin, n muddin. South Florida resident: My name is Jonah Goldstein and I enjoy playing golf, shuffleboard, and bingo.

44. (Florida) (3↑, 0↓)
The land of Old People, Orange Juice, and Death Metal

-Hey Kevin we should go on a road trip to Florida -Oh hell yea well go annoy old people, drink some O.J. and see some Death Metal shows

45. (Florida) (38↑, 35↓)
Florida is actually not a bad place if you live in one of the right areas. These places are usually on the southern half of the gulf coast and east coast. While there are many stupid rednecks in the "southern" part, which is actually the northern area of Florida, everyone who lives here is not stupid. I happen to live about a mile away from the one of the best public high schools in the nation.

"You live in Bellair, Florida ? You must drive a Maserati then."

46. (Florida) (3↑, 1↓)
A overrated, hot, hellhole of a state. Filled with Cubans who don't always speak English. In the Northern part it is full of rednecks who also can't speak English that well.

Guy-Hey I went to Florida. Guy2-Which part? Guy-Miami. Guy2-Oh, so you basically went to Cuba? Guy-Yeah, pretty much.

47. (Florida) (21↑, 19↓)
America's Penis\!\!\!

Florida is, indeed, America's Penis.

48. (florida) (43↑, 41↓)
the state located at the south east end of america. known for drug dealing,disney,miami,oralando. south side bloods and crips reside there the crips currently own most teritory.

florida is da crunkest state aside form NY.

49. (Florida) (4↑, 3↓)
A small town in New York named solely to confuse the shit out of people. Similar to [warwick] in size, shape, and dullness. Also, someone mildly important was born here.

Person 1: I live in Florida. Person 2: Wow, lucky, I bet its so warm there Person 1: No, its cold as fuck Person 2 has been effectively confused.

Author: what the hell do i put here http://florida.urbanup.com/5487265
50. (Florida) (0↑, 0↓)
A straightforward, evenhanded review from a Floridian: Hi, I'm 29 and have lived in Florida my whole life. Here's what this state is like: Florida is flat, hot, tropical, with beaches wrapped around. It's mostly summertime here, with "cooler" months between November and March. Expect temperatures between 35-75 during that time of the year, and it will still get pretty warm on some days. Florida is home to some pretty big colleges: USF, UNF, UCF, FSU, and UF, all of whom have about 30k or more students. The crowd you experience depends on where you go: city people in Tampa and Orlando, youngsters near campus areas, Miami is Havana, Jacksonville is a big beach town, and many small quiet places. It does not have the mountainous terrain that other places have, Florida is best for beach and city life. There are many people here with college and some career opportunities, however, it does not have the seasonal, outdoorsy life that some enjoy in places like NC, NH, and CO. Floridians generally live slow here, it is not the fast-paced Mid-Atlantic life that some like.

Florida is a nice place for certain people.

51. (Florida) (62↑, 62↓)
The only place you can get your drivers license from the back of a box of Caption Crunch.

Yes, its my 16th birthday\! Im gunna go get my florida drivers license now. *cuts it out of a cereal box*

52. (Florida) (8↑, 9↓)
One of the worst possible places to live in the world. There is not much to do. You can't really go outdoors because its so hot and sunny that if you step outside for ten minutes you get a heat stroke. it sucks to go to the beach during the day because the sun burns like frekin hell. There are no mountains or anything nice. And yet all the retards from up north crowd it like crazy.

florida

53. (florida) (32↑, 33↓)
5% amusement parks 3% beaches 92% Rednecks

"I went to Florida this summer\!" "Really? What part?" "The 3%. The part that doesn't suck."

54. (florida) (18↑, 19↓)
Where your grandparents live.

Grandpa: "Son, guess what" Son: "Hmm" "We're moving to florida" Son: "NOOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!"

55. (Florida) (40↑, 41↓)
The Sunshine State. A southern state that contains major concentrations of hicks in the north, elderly Jews in the south, and areas of other great concentrations of certain groups. Florida is heavily populated in the east, and quiet in the west. Tampa may possiby be the most dangerous city in the nation, but crime is high throughout the state. The state is known for being a haven for vacationers, the starting point for most of the nation's drugs, and always having warm conditions (yet often rainey).

I have no opinion on Florida.

Author: Not so super DJ Gennady http://florida.urbanup.com/51072
56. (Florida) (3↑, 5↓)
The biggest dick in the U.S. Up north are the Rednecks and down low are the Cubans. Neither, of which you want to live with.

Guy 1: Florida is a dick, man. Guy 2: I know, right\!

57. (Florida) (1↑, 4↓)
A state that frequently gets covered by hurricanes and is effectively doomed to midget houses so theres not TOO much damage. Claimed by the Spanish in 1513 and the dude who found it named it the dumbest name for a state, "Flowery" which is Florida in Spanish.

DUDE, who names a state flowery\!? What a dumbass name..... Florida..... dumbass....

Author: OmegaAfroGamer2 http://florida.urbanup.com/5512425
58. (Florida) (3↑, 6↓)
It’s like living in a great big Wal-mart\!

Florida Wow, Florida It’s like living in a great big Wal-mart\!

59. (Florida) (13↑, 16↓)
Florida is a beautiful place, the weather and beaches are nice. Florida is really weird though, there are a few nice cities, and then there is boring redneck land. Places like Brevard County, where I live, lack culture. Also, there are too many rednecks and old people with IQs below 90 for my taste, and unfortunately they are eligible to participate in the democratic process. As a result the state that is supposedly a blue state, has 15 Republicans, and only 10 Democrats in the House of Representatives. Florida also has a Republican governor named Charlie Crist who wants to run for Senate in 2010. Although some speculate Charlie Crist is a homosexual, he is still popular among rednecks and old people who are usually homophobic. If you are looking to live somewhere where your children can receive probably the worst public school education in the U.S., your best best right now might be Florida. Governor of Florida Charlie Crist isn't worried about education, he's more concerned with getting the redneck and old person vote to further his career. Even though Charlie Crist admits to recreational marijuana use, Charlie Crist has signed legislation making Florida marijuana prohibition laws more harsh than those of the federal government. Charlie Crist has also approved of Jesus license plates for the state of Florida. You might've seen the governor of Florida on the news because he wants to run for senate, and they might call him a moderate Republican. In my opinion, governor of Florida Charlie Crist is a Sarah Palin/Rush Limbaugh breed of Republican. The only reason they say Charlie Crist is a moderate Republican, is because he liked the idea of getting stimulus money from Obama. Charlie Crist probably wants that stimulus money so he can lock up more non violent drug offenders and print lots of Jesus license plates. I would enjoy Florida alot more if the Republicans got voted out, and the rednecks would stop spawning with their sisters.

Me: So many tax dollars are wasted on incarcerating non violent drug offenders. Don't you think it would be better to use that money for education? Redneck Republican: Well, I reckon to save money lockin up them druggies and feedin em, we should just give them the death penalty. Give the death penalty to queers too. Old lady: A college student had 21 grams of that dangerous drug marijuana on him, luckily here in Florida that's a felony. Now he can't vote in a democrat, he lost his scholarship, and he'll be in prison for 5 years. I feel safer.

Author: FloridianWithIQOver90 http://florida.urbanup.com/3957859
60. (Florida) (3↑, 8↓)
A state in the Southeastern United States. Some prime facts: 1. Residents of the state think they own the rest of the nation. 2. Residents of the state who drive think they own all the roadways and do whatever on it as they wish. 3. This state is the port state of illegal immigrants, as like [Texas] and [California]. Only, this one is by marine transport. 4. It is [America's Wang].

[New York]er: Hey I'm trying to get to work here. Floridian: Fuck you I'm gonna keep switching lanes until you get offa my highway bitch. [New York]er: Go back to fucking Florida and keep your immigrants there too. ** Floridian pulls out a gun and yells a random threat phrase in Spanish or something and shoots the tires. ** Storyteller: And folks, these things fucking happen anywhere.

61. (Florida) (28↑, 34↓)
Southern state I spent the past five years in and never want to go back. Filled with dumbass redneck preppies. Everything is half assed. Has blistering hot summers and freezing winters. The only good thing about it is Daytona Beach and Discovery Cove in Orlando. Its pretty much just for old people and touring. Its one thing to visit Florida, but a WHOLE other thing to actually live there.

I fucking hate Florida.

62. (Florida) (18↑, 26↓)
How to describe Florida: Old people driving 5mph to either Publix or Walmart, over-priced tourist attractions, a new child molester case on the news every day, snowbirds galore, a new cockroach somewhere every day as well, stupid politicians, 20 hurricanes every season, FCAT, emo/scene kids, hot weather with humidity to match. One thing I do love about living here the last 8 years are the skies, flowers, and beaches... unless they're infested with tourists and fat hairy transvestites in speedos. Gross. Also see [Hell].

Old Man visiting Florida: look at the lively youth\! playing with their water guns... Old Woman visiting Florida: LOOK, HONEY\! A BINGO HALL COMBINED WITH A WALMART\! *slams brakes*

63. (Florida) (32↑, 40↓)
Has lots of hurricanes and old people who cant drive or vote. Its too bad the hurricanes dont ever dominate the old people. This state also has lots of tourists who crowd all of the over-rated theme parks. Florida is the most southern state, but "acts" the least southern of the southern states. Got it?

Oh you're going to Florida? Don't get hit by those old people that get thrown from hurricanes, you stupid tourist. Florida driving is the -- *swerves* STUPID TOURIST GET OFF THE -- *screech* WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING STUPID OLD BITCH\!\!

64. (Florida) (32↑, 41↓)
Southeastern State recently ravaged by 4 different hurricanes in 2 months. In my opinion great place to vacation, but sucky place to live. (Before you start getting mad at me saying that Florida sucks, let me tell you that I LIVE in Pensacola.)

Florida, Hick in the north, Hispanic in the south

65. (Florida) (71↑, 81↓)
The hell-hole I live in. The place where if you can't get a job at McD's, you decide to become a cop. The place that that moron George W's brother is governor. The place where Jeb Bush could not answer a math question that was on the 10th grade FCAT (standardized test). The place where there are very few smart people. The most popular place for hurricanes to hit in the country. The place where old people come to die. The place where spring-break kids come and party, get busted by the idiot cops, and then never leave. The place with beautiful beaches and morons on them. The place that is inhabited by Spanish-speaking people, MORONS, more morons, idiot cops, old people who can't drive, spring break kids who can't drive, more morons, cops who break the law every day, more morons, some rednecks (like me), and VERY few intelligent people (like me). This is the place that George W. originally said he "didn't need", but then had his brother steal it for him even thought Gore won the popular vote. The place where all the morons live, and the smart people can't find a way out because the idiots hinder their every move. Also called the Sunshine state, although it rains almost every day. Also called Hell's waiting room.

1:"Hi, I'd like to work here." 2:"What's your IQ?" 1:"Forty\!" 2:"Sorry, you can't work at McDonalds. Why don't you try the police station down the street?" 1:"I have to go to Florida to visit my grandparents." 2:"I love you, man. I'll see ya in heaven." 1:"Did you take the FCAT?" 2:"No, I'm a Bush. I don't have to." "Do you speak English?" "No." Cop:"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" You:"No." Cop:"Awww, dammit. I thought one of us would know. Oh, well. You ran a red light, okay? We'll say you ran a red light. Here's your ticket." "What's our nation's capital?" "Ummm...Miami?" "What do you want to do today?" "Ooh, let's play Bingo\! I haven't done that since I had a heart attack last time I won\! That was almost two months ago\!" "Oh, these beaches are beautiful." "Yeah, will you still think so Tuesday?" "What happens Tuesday?" "That's when the hurricane is gonna hit." "Which hurricane?" "I got a 340 on the SAT\!" "Wow\! That's good\! I only got a 420\!"

66. (Florida) (10↑, 22↓)
Florida, the one place where the father north you go, the father south you end up. Always has and always will be filled with old people, fucking tourists and us rednecks. Great place to live if you in enjoy the shitty education, hot, hot and hotter weather, hurricanes,humidity, fatasses in speedo's, sea lice and tourists all year round. But if you can get past all of the shitty stuff, then its not so bad. My current home state and has been for my whole life. some of the good things about living in florida includes:: you can spend the whole day at disney and drive home the same day, i personally only own 2 pairs of shoes[the rest are flip-flops], were not as stuck up as you think, most of us who do live here live in towns most people who live in north florida have never heard of. It's here where you'll find your rednecks. We live for friday nights when we can get rowdy at the football game,even though we all know our tems not gonna break the 40 game losing streak, but that doesnt stop us. We live for the after partys of any semi-major/major event. Everyone knows all the good back roads to go down so you dont get caught drinking, and when you do get caught, everyone in the whole town[ includeing your parents] know within 10 mintues. Hardly any of us down here use any other type of phone besides the nextel direct connect. if you use anythnig else, your labeled as a fucking loser. This is where we pray for it to rain during the week to that the mudholes fill up and where if you dont show up at c&n, it better be b/c someone died. this is where everyone has a gun in their truck, not for protection, but in case an alligator trys to eat your dog. Down here in florida everything we eat is all natural, for meat: we got plenty of cows and wild hogs in our back yard. For Drinks:: go out and pick the oranges and lemons growing in your front yard, or whip yup some of that good old swwet tea. we have it all here. There's a saying my old math teacher used to say, and can be only used for people who live in my town, Lake Placid, or as we refer to it, the L-TO THE-P\! the people who live here are very proud of our town,where every weekend we're out on one of the 15 or more lakes in town. lp, which has a pop. of about 1000-2000 people, and home of the caladium captiol of the world bitchess\! the saying the goes for us hicks heer in lp goes something like this, eat more beef, drink more orange juice and buy more caladiums, its good for the soul\!

Florida isnt the sunshine state, its the gunshine state.

Author: Lovin the Sunshinee http://florida.urbanup.com/3185649
67. (florida) (13↑, 26↓)
(FLOOR-I-DUH)The direct result of allowing [white trash] to control/run a state.Also a state full of specific examples on how to THOROUGHLY F$\#K most ANYTHING up beyond the realm of normal screw ups,and without ANY possibility of repairing the screw ups.

When the 9/11 terrorists wanted to get their pilot's licenses and legal papers they went to the stupidest state in the country,Florida.Due to the fact that Florida is ALWAYS concerned with the wrong thing.Instead of worrying about the safety of the country,the dumb red-necks were concerned with the money they were going to make.

Author: Anthony Buonaiuto http://florida.urbanup.com/3098789
68. (Florida) (47↑, 60↓)
The OTHER Hell, I live in Florida so I know what I'm talking about. Old people everywhere, everbody drives like they never passed driver's ED., It's like a friggin' desert here, despite the humidity which makes it suck even more. Florida is full of preps, people on ritalin, and various Jack-offs.

When Billy died, he went to Florida.

Author: I HATE Florida http://florida.urbanup.com/314530
69. (Florida) (34↑, 48↓)
a place that is full of old people and hot girls. Known for its Beaches and warm summers.

person1: Florida sucks man. nothing there but old people. person2: that only half of florida. the rest is hot girls.

70. (Florida) (12↑, 27↓)
Bad drivers—particularly retired New Yorkers--who get their drivers license from a Cracker Jack box. Grumpy, old people--particularly retired New Yorkers--with a bad attitude. Electile dysfunction where people can’t even poke a small hole thru a ballot card. People migrating to its shores in inner tubes. Corporate executives and CEOs golfing. Babes Bods Beaches There’s nothing like Panama City during spring break. Disney World Too many tourists that irritate the hell out of those who live there. The country’s best marijuana and crack. Stupid people rebuilding there home every year after a major hurricane. (get a clue) Need I say more??

Florida is a nice state to visit, but God help you if you want to live there. Dollars generated from tourism doesn't bring intelligence. This state needs serious help.

71. (Florida) (31↑, 47↓)
state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election

In Florida, old people played bingo

72. (Florida) (17↑, 34↓)
God's Waiting Room lol

A south east state in the U.S. florida

73. (florida) (27↑, 45↓)
The Gun shine state (The crackers got a law called 10-20 life, the streets got a law called ride wit yo fie)

"You betta ride wit yo fie, or stay yo ass home why? cuz you in a muthafucken choppa zone" Florida is a certified Choppa zone A street bitch so the street law i live by, in these streets nigga only the smart survive\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Ms Crystal Way http://florida.urbanup.com/1927848
74. (Florida) (30↑, 48↓)
A wondeful state that has the most terrible education system (Everyone is utterly stupid, if they aren't well they've kept their sanity) in the entire nation, too many old and ignorant people= Car Crashes. As well as the people here just aren't very nice to each other.

Sadly, I have to stay in this shi*hole for the next four years of my life.

75. (florida) (30↑, 50↓)
Florida is a fucking hellhole full of idiots,morons and especially DEADBEATS\! Every loser in the country gravitates down to the dick of america to avoid paying their bills,child support etc.Then if someone comes after them,the file bankruptcy and stiff everyone.If you dont speak spanish,you may as well forget it.The Cubans who lived there for 30 years dont even try to speak english.The best day of my life was when I moved from that shitbox back to the West Coast

Florida is a hellhole full of deadbeats,crackheads,losers and fucking morons

76. (Florida) (23↑, 45↓)
Ghetto, gutter, grimey, etc.

"Munk kicked in the door and stuck them 3 kids up and even pistol-whipped one and broke his nose. He made off with all their goods too. Man that shit was Florida."

77. (Florida) (25↑, 50↓)
The Sunshine State, The Place where a bunch of children go to Disney World, and the state where it seems like every freaking child is being abducted and murdered by a sexual offender that just got released. The new place to plant your vegtabes (that's mean but it is a refence to Terri Schiavo, God Bless her family)

How Sunshine State can a state be if children are being abducted every other week? I'm never moving to Florida and having a family.

Author: Who The Douce Are You? http://florida.urbanup.com/1192625
78. (Florida) (19↑, 44↓)
Well known as the 'funnest place on Earth', 'Where the old roam', 'Where the hoes are'. Partially right. Florida is extremely boring, old people driving cars got their license out of a frickin' cracker jack box. Certain roads and cities are over run with hicks, hoes, and knocked up chicks. Supposed to be bright and sunny? Rains all too often, and is hotter than hell at times. I'd say 80% of Florida is owned by damn Disney. MY GOD, anyone here would be sick of Mickey Mouse.

Going down to Florida, I'll bring my sniper.

79. (florida) (13↑, 39↓)
The Sunshine State, known for its boobs, bods and beaches. Panama City, south Beach in Miami, Daytona Beach and Cocoa Beach are its best known beaches. The most populated state in the southeast and 4th overall in the U.S. with about 17 million residents and growing exponentially. Tallahassee is the capital, while Jacksonville is the largest city, Tampa is the largest single metro area but Miami-Dade is the largest urban agglomeration. It's very diverse: Cubans are the largest minority and found in far southern Florida. You can see a bunch of them migrating to its shores in inner tubes. Also penty of homos, freeks, sluts, rich old farts, poor old farts, pedophiles, druggies and panhandlers. The grumpy old people from the Northern states, called snowbirds do nothing but play golf and drive recklessly. Florida is a haven for drugs, crime and violence, due to its rapid population growth. Miami is probably the drug capital of America. What a place. FL is a political swing state. It has been a laughingstock since the 2000 Presidential election when it underwent 3 recounts in a few select counties, giving the election to W. The people are so stupid they can’t even punch a tiny hole in a voting card. Florida’s housing boom has become a bust. Investors recently built numerous highrise condos in Miami that have yet to be sold as the market continues to fall. The irony is that Florida’s 17 million morons rebuild their homes year after year each time a hurricane hits. Talk about stupidity. They can't vote, cant drive and have to always rebuild their homes after a hurricane. Get a clue, people\! It’s a nice place to visit but dam if you want to live there. Its largest tourists attractions are Walt Disney Word-Magic Kingdom, Bush Gardens and Gator World.

Florida is overcrowded and sucks. You 17 million morons can have it. Learn how vote and drive, people\!

80. (florida) (15↑, 41↓)
The land of electile dysfunction, where the people are so stupid they dont even know how to vote, let alone punch a small hole through a ballot card.

The people of florida prove their stupidity every four years.

81. (Florida) (24↑, 52↓)
Municipaty of Puerto Rico

Florida is located in the middle of [Puerto Rico].

82. (Florida) (31↑, 59↓)
See [Hell]. Everyone here is either old, retarded, or a redneck(And I had no idea Rednecks lived here until I came, but, lo and behold, here they are.). Hurricanes hit every other day. Old people drive 20 MPH to go play Bingo. It's blazing hot one second, then you get struck by lightning the next. The educational system is by far the worst, and their state-wide test, the FCAT, is easy enough for an autistic person from any other state to pass with flying colors. Oh, and Jeb Bush is the governor, so of course it sucks.

Jesus H. Christ, why did I move from New Jersey to FLORIDA?\!?\!

Author: New Jersey Devil http://florida.urbanup.com/1388091
83. (florida) (3↑, 33↓)
the southern version of California, except with crazier weather and less interesting people.

florida is like california but california is still the best\!

84. (Florida) (10↑, 42↓)
The Sunshine State, known for its boobs, bods and beaches. Panama City, south Beach in Miami, Daytona Beach and Cocoa Beach are its best known beaches. The most populated state in the southeast and 4th overall in the U.S. with about 17 million residents and growing exponentially. Tallahassee is the capital, while Jacksonville is the largest city, Tampa is the largest single metro area but Miami-Dade is the largest urban agglomeration. It's very diverse: Cubans are the largest minority and found in far southern Florida. You can see a bunch of them migrating to its shores in inner tubes. Also penty of homos, freeks, sluts, rich old farts, poor old farts, pedophiles, druggies and panhandlers. The grumpy old people from the Northern states, called snowbirds do nothing but play golf and drive recklessly. Florida is a haven for drugs, crime and violence, due to its rapid population growth. Miami is probably the drug capital of America. What a place. FL is a political swing state. It has been a laughingstock since the 2000 Presidential election when it underwent 3 recounts in a few select counties, giving the election to W. The people are so stupid they can’t even punch a tiny hole in a voting card. Florida’s housing boom has become a bust. Investors recently built numerous highrise condos in Miami that have yet to be sold as the market continues to fall. The irony is that Florida’s 17 million morons rebuild their homes year after year each time a hurricane hits. Talk about stupidity. They can't vote, cant drive and have to always rebuild their homes after a hurricane. Get a clue, people\! It’s a nice place to visit but dam if you want to live there. Its largest tourists attractions are Walt Disney Word-Magic Kingdom, Bush Gardens and Gator World.

Florida is overcrowded and sucks. You 17 million morons can have it. Learn how vote and drive, people\!

85. (Florida) (31↑, 66↓)
The idiotic state that, once again, is screwing up the election, this time with electronic polls. How perfectly coincidental that Jeb BUSH just HAPPENS to be the governor of Florida.

Attach Florida to Cuba, so we can have fair elections.

86. (Florida) (23↑, 59↓)
the crunkest,realest,hardest,ghettoest state. tampa is the capital 813 run thangs down hur. tru floridians are da shit yall anint got nothin on us. it may be some old peple down here but the rest of us are 13-23 you neva been to da tru south till you get to tampa you can tell but da way we talk we from florida. there is some fine ass gurls down here and i love florida off da real

florida is the shit\!

87. (Florida) (50↑, 87↓)
for "i fucking hate florida" just a few words to you, I was born in, and have lived in Broward my whole life. Ive also been to ny cali chicago baltimore and a lot of other metros, Broward has about 3-4 metros and youd get your ass kicked and raped in all of them ill even make a bet with you. Walk through Collier City,Any of the Lauderdales or Lauderhills,Central/Southwest/North central Hollywood,East Davie,Plantation(notoriously PlanHatian)Mirimar,The 3SP area of Hollywood/Hallandale(30StoryProjects). If you come out alive and without any gunshots or ice pick wounds youll win 10dollars, you fuckin hater

That guy in a Central Hollywood"suburb" 1. Ifuckinghateflorida"Man Floridas a bitch ass place and browards a soft suburb" 2. The Soft Broward Crack Dealer at the corner"What the fuck you say you little bitch ass soft ass nark ass trick cock blockin hater ass lickin quier monkey you bout to get fucked up in a broward crack house" My Boy Trillo and D"(Punch ,Punch,Punch,Punch,Stab,Stab,Stab,Kick"Ay get that mofos wallet,stab stab stab, gunshot repeated 11 times, "yea say browards all wannabe again you fuckin soft nark"

Author: Hollywood's only White Boy http://florida.urbanup.com/982784
88. (Florida) (41↑, 79↓)
1. Also known as the Sunshine State (despite tons of rain and flooding), the Crappiest State in the U.S., which suffers massive tourism, snowbirds who can't drive, college students who can't drive, and inconsiderate people who are just waiting to say hello to you and stab you in the back. 2. The State of Misery. 3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery. 4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.

1. My grandparents are going to Florida to vacation the next six weeks. 2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida. 3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me\! 4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)

Author: Minstelae - a disgusted former Floridian http://florida.urbanup.com/169996
89. (Florida) (24↑, 66↓)
Florida is the worst state in the US. It is a state full of gutless young and old people. The people can't drive for shit, and Florida has the 2nd highest car crash rating in the US. Also, one of Florida's number one exports is dead people. Yes, dead people; from the old people who retire and die here, and want to get buried back in hometown. Btw, I live there, so I know what I'm talking about.

Lake Brantley High School, Florida

90. (florida) (26↑, 75↓)
Breeding ground for STD's and crack children. Lame tourists, who ruin everything. The only state where you can think about pulling a crime and get beat down for it. More fake punkrock/goth/skateboard fags then an Avril Lavigne concert. And old people....they are everywhere and seek to eat your soul and make you move...and then die and smell...I miss you Ms. Johnson

3 Guys sitting on a curb discuss their future plans to come and skate....cop pulls up and gets out of car...."Are you boys skatin? You know it's illegal"....Searches guys and asks for IDs Florida...I live here...But why?

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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